yo. i just had the biggest PHEWwwww moment
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the director of my division asked me to write somethng for the eNewsletter. he told me topic and bullet points but hes hella russian so hes not comfortable writing an article in english
i write it and it is a bunch of bullshit
just like political talking out of my ass
so i look at the last newletter and realize that they not only post your name they post your picture. like the ugly ass picture that you have on your ID!
so I totally flip out. cause i neeevvvvver wanted my name on it and it had not occured to me that it would be under my name accompanied by a heinous picture
!!!!!!!
omg
so im like putting together emails and thinking of what i will say to get out of this
cause i was like under no circumstances is this getting published with my name on it
so i was prepared to show him a draft and tell him that I do not want to be in the eNewsletter for "privacy reasons"
which he would not have been able to argue with but it still would have been absurt
I go in show him the draft and say that I dont necessarily want my name on it
he looks at me and goes, "oh this wont be under your name. It will be under mine."
so them im like....
hmm
you didnt even mention that before...now out of pride Im like well maybe that motherfucker should have asked if I could basically ghost write this article for him
but in the end I am glad that i wont have to have an article published that is bullshit and a picture published where I look like a fat baby turtle
