Also, when Alex Trebek had his last heart attack he walked into the hospital and calmly said, “Hi, my name is Alex Trebek, and my chest hurts.” Tonight a part of Anti-Square is having a night where we drink and watch Jeopardy. This was planned on Monday before Trebek, once again, revealed himself to be one of the biggest bosses that we’ve seen thus far. thedailywhat: BAMF...
Can I Live?
damn i just had the biggest "can i live?" moment at work
why cant you just let me stare at the vending machine?
there are a lotta god damn choices in there
im tryingna make an informed decision
dont come up to me and talk to me about it
then you say, "well at least youre getting paid hourly right?"
I say "yeaaa" to get you to go away
but now that I think about it I shoudl have been like "bitch, I'm salaried."
"and I'm gonna buy this Twix now so you should back up cause I have to bend over to get it out of the slot."
and you're clearly busy so I am going to copy and paste this rant to someone else
(i was here somewhere, wilin out with no regard) pitchfork: Watch James Blake perform a brilliantly remixed and extended version of his track “CMYK” live from this year’s Pitchfork Music Festival.
Another one bites the dust...In honor of one of... →
considering committing a petty crime
so i can spend the night in jail where they have AC. suggestions?
How the Brain Thinks Blog Series →
i just found a blog that almost re-blogs everything that we blog– The Almighty Articulate
i aint gonna lie, this type-a sh*t scares me a little bit.
The Fresh Prince Created...
This really did have to be on our blog. Hats off to the person who had the time and the brain for this one. datphileho: The Cat Daddy: The Shuffle: The Single Ladies Dance: The Stanky Leg: The Cyclone: The Dougie:
How to Get Over Someone
via The Hairpin - Get bangs - Start a cockfighting ring - Have a Roomba autonomous vacuum cleaner transplanted where your heart should be - Google “little debbie zebra cakes nyc but where??” - Delete ex’s number - Throw cell phone into active volcano - Every time you catch yourself thinking about ex, force yourself to stop by thinking about something else (He always smelled like chocolate...
Climate Change will affect how much bacon and wine... →
Youppi, the ginger lobster and bright shining mega star of Trois-Rivières, a...– -Who gets to write like this? It’s pretty funny though.
Lupe Fiasco: “I blindly and unconsciously love anything that comes out of...– http://www.lupefiasco.com/news/5b68ed-why-i-like-lil-b-a-review/