You are a perfectly acceptable human being right now, this minute. You are just...– Source: Fat Heffalump (via riotsnotdiets) word (via neutresex)
hey asshole who most likely doesn’t have a job and is instead hitting on me on the street corner in the middle of the day while i try to walk to the bodega and get my much deserved sandwich… keep your goddamn dick in your pants when i walk by you. i am never going to stop to talk to you, who does that actually work on? they need a beating from every hardworking, selfrespecting woman in...
Friends don’t let friends send platonic acquaintances ‘The...
food, sex, alcohol, conversation… in equal measure– -Anthony Bourdain (via ether-eden) Just having a conversation about how much of a BOSS he is. I would like to see him and Rick Ross have lunch.
Anonymous asked: whats the best restaurant in brooklyn?
I’m in this house right now. Too many reckless things have happened in this crib. I can’t even count. I also don’t know who be reading this…so I won’t tell you. #anti-snitch #anti-square getmoneyscoundrel: This new mixtape from Chiddy Bang, “Peanut Butter and Swelly” is dropping May 27th. Expect a cameo from Yuri Beats AKA Yours Truly. Shouts to The Breakfast...
#openlytransgenderedhooperswag (let's keep these... →
World's Tallest Man meets one of World's Smallest... →
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WHY IS THIS GUY A HUGE ASSHOLE? →
eww eww ewww ewwwwwwww. carefreewhitegirl: In his article he says: “It is very interesting to note that, even though black women are objectively less physically attractive than other women, black women (and men) subjectively consider themselves to be far more physically attractive than others. “ Hey ya’ll this is his email address:firstname.lastname@example.org’s send him some nice notes of dissent.
Cults - “Abducted”
I know I’m late but Moroccan Cannon is not the worst name of all time. I...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRACIE McCANTS!
i want anti-square love– me
someone tell sarah palin to sit down. →
Is hip-hop homophobia at a tipping point? →
jawnita: alexmacpherson: Tyler, the Creator and Lil B are the latest rappers to turn the spotlight on homophobia in hip-hop, but the attention their lyrics attracts suggests attitudes are slowly changing On the… This is a terrific piece.
The One That Got Away
I left my ice cream at the bar. Why did I have ice cream at the bar? Cause this flavor is nuts and I wanted to try it. Why did I not eat it right away? Cause I can’t fux with dairy in the night time. This one goes out to all the homies that are undoubtedly enjoying that in a back room today. #SINGLETEAR
Sorry, I had to poop pupe*